Eine Rede zur Wahlkampagne 2010

Sehr geehrter Mitbürgerinnen und Mitbürger,

wie Sie alle wissen, werde ich wieder für das Amt des RPF Oberbefehlhabers kandidieren. Diese Entscheidung traf ich erst vor wenigen Stunden, aber ich werde sie bis zum bitteren Ende tragen.

Die Kandidatur enstand nur durch des Wahlgewinners Omega39s Entscheidung, den Wahlsieg wegen persönlichen Gründen abzulehen, welche ich auch wegen der gegebenen Privatsphäre zu tiefst respektiere; Sergie717 wäre dadurch der neue Oberbefehlshaber geworden. Aber! In binnen wenigen Minuten verbreitete sich der gemeinsame Protest gegen einen “technischen Wahlsieg” – die klare Antwort lautete: “NEIN! Wir wollen eine zweite Wahlrunde!”

Deshalb stehe ich heute vor Ihnen. Auch ich bin gegen so einen “Abstauber-Sieg” eines zweit plazierten Kandidaten. Obwohl meine erste Amtszeit als Oberbefehlshaber eine turbulente war, habe ich noch den Willen und die Entschlossenheit eine zweite Amtszeit anzutreten. Ich habe aus meinen Fehlern von 2008 gelernt, und bin bereit mit einer noch stärkeren Armee gegen den gemeinsamen Feind anzutreten: die Armee von Club Penguin (ACP).

Eine Analyse meiner Fähigkeiten und vergagenen Jahren in der Armee als Offizier ist wichtig; hier ist sie, im Punkteformat:

• Beitrit in die Armee: 15. Juni 2007, als General der Marine
• Beförderung zum Obergeneral [Head General]: November 2007
• Beförderung zum Kriegsherrn [Warlord]: Frühjahr 2008 (habe leider den Monat nicht parat)
• Beförderung zum Oberbefehlshaber der Luftwaffe [Head Warlord of the Air Force]: März 2008
• Beförderung zum stellvertretenden Oberbefehlshaber der Armee [Second-in-Command of the Joint Armies]: Mai 2008
• Wahlsieg zum Oberbefehlshaber der Armee [Leader]: 25. Juli 2008
• 1. Amtszeit als OBHdA: 25. Juli 2008 – 31. Dezember 2008
• Wahlsieg zum Vorsitzenden des Kongresses [Head of Congress]: Januar 2009
• 1. Amtszeit als VdK: Januar 2009 – Mitte Februar 2009
• Rücktritt aus allen Regierungs- und Armeepositionen [Retirement]: März 2009
• Wiederaufnahme als Senior Silver General in die Armee: Januar 2010

Also, wie Sie sehen habe ich über 2 1/2 Jahre in der Armee verbracht. Ich habe die militärische Erfahrung und die politischen und diplomatischen Kompetenzen um die Nation und Armee erfolgreich durch diesen ACP-Krieg zu führen! Und eines will ich klar machen: die Regierung wird viel simpler als die während meiner ersten Amtszeit sein!

1. Eine Verfassung unter 500 Wörtern!
2. Ein einziges parlamenterisches Haus [ein kleinerer Kongress]
3. Ein Kabinett, das aus militäristisch-orientierten Positionen besteht
4. Ein modifiziertes Dienstgradsystem (aus 18 Dienstgraden werden 16!)
5. Ein kontinuierliches Programm zur Schulung meiner Vizepräsidenten, damit diese auch ihre verdiente Zeit als OBH genießen können!

Ich appeliere an Sie, damit ein banaler Hacker nicht an die Macht kommt! Er wurde schon einige Male aus der Nation verbannt, und irgendwie hat er es geschafft, uns zu depütieren und wieder legal ins Land zurückzukehren! Dem werde ein Ende setzten – vier Mal Betrug und Verrat sind genug Schaden gegen das Volk!

Wählen Sie Ziehen zum RPF Oberbefehlshaber – ein OBH mit balancierten Kompetenzen ist ein richtiger OBH!

Eine Nachricht der Ziehen-für-RPF-OBH-Wahlkampagne 2010!

English version (because people do have a right to understanding speeches of their potential leaders):

Dear citizens [in German, we must distinguish female citizens from male citizens],

as you all know, I shall once again candidate for the office of RPF commander-in-chief [saying Führer (lit. trans. to leader) in German is not illegal but too controversial for this speech, so...........]. I made this decision a few hours ago, but I will take on its potential consequences (and advantages) forevermore.

The candidacy only commenced due to the decision by victor Omega39 to decline the victory due to personal reasons, whose decision I deeply respect; Sergie717 would have been – consequentely – the new leader. BUT! Within minutes, protest started against this victory of a technicality; the motto chanted in unison was: “NO! We want a second round of elections!”

That’s why I stand here today. I, too, am against this victory of a “greaser” [that's not an Oxford translation, but the commonly used soccer word "Abstauber" is not popular in English dictionaries]. Despite the fact that the period spent during my first run was a turbulent one, I (still) have the will and determination to take responsibility of the nation for a second period. I have learnt from my errors of specificity (aka too picky about little things) and it would be an honour to fight against the common enemy with an even stronger force all united; the common enemy of the Army of Club Penguin (ACP).

A long analysis of my record with RPF is enclosed. [No one likes boring stuff, including you, who so well know my record from the past five or more candidacies, most having failed, that I will spare you these words.]

So, as you can see, I have spent over 2 1/2 years here. I have the militaristic experience and the political and diplomatic competences to lead the nation and army through the ACP war [we've had many, someone start numbering these like Köchel numbered the thousands of works of W.A. Mozart. xD] To make the top priority clear: this time, the government WILL BE SIMPLER!

1. A Constitution under 500 words (formulated so that the novice reader, who gets easily bored naturally, will at least make it through the pre-amble in ONE sitting, before his face slams into the keyboard due to mental and visual fatigue)
2. One single parliamentary house (one small Congress)
3. A military-orientated cabinet (because that’s the point of RPF)
4. A modified ranking system (18 shall now be 16 [number of ranks, obligatory n00b rank not counted])
5. A continuous program to prepare my vice-presidents and 2ic for their potential role as my successor; when their deserved time in the spotlight comes, they shall have been trained!

I am here today to appeal to you not to let a banal multi-time hacker run RPF into the pits! Somehow, he has managed to sneak back into the nation “legally” after these three or four incidents! I’ve had enough – I shall end it all because four times is ENOUGH damage!

Vote Ziehen for RPF Leader – a leader with balanced competences from all areas is a good leader!

A Message from the Ziehen-for-RPF-Leader-2010 Campaign!

Memoirs of Ziehen – A Leader between Authority and Bureaucracy PROLOGUE

This document is dedicated to all RPF members, retired and active, and any other persons mentioned herein.

©Ziehen, 2008 All Rights Reserved.

™Rebel Penguin Federation, United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation

Prologue

It was the morning of the 26th of July, 2008. I just finished my final croissant with the final drops of that glass of orange juice. Like a pilot with his usual external routine (around his aircraft), I made my way towards the computer. Today was a special day: it was the final day of the first ever RPF Leadership poll. I selected http://rpfrulers.wordpress.com from my favorites to view the post containing the embedded Polldaddy poll. The results appearing in front of my screen were more than pleasing – more than unexpected. Many critics, “experts”, RPF members, and even I during my “illegitimate” suspension hours before the opening of the poll, were expecting a landslide victory for John Borne. But the results were rather pointing that description at me, than the one mentioned just now. I lead by 10% – or more than 65 votes. The polls were already open for 50 hours, and so, without any hesitation, it was confirmed that closing the polls at this time would be far more than acceptably “rational”.

As I was congratulated by my supporters, many were still following John Borne’s leadership of “his final days”. I questioned their faith in the liability of the poll. But, considering my lead was over 50 votes, I soon replaced that thought with that of them not “wanting to believe the outcome”. Meanwhile, I left our residence in Baden-Württemberg for a short trip to southern Switzerland, the canton of Tessino to be exact, over the weekend. The timing was close to perfect – if the polls would have been earlier, so that I would have found out the final results of it, I could have spent my time at the resort with one fewer thought on my mind. But the amenities of the building kept me focused on other events. Overall, the short trip was fine. My brother and I occupied ourselves with swimming, consuming the fine foods, kicking a soccer ball with other children, and that odd fight here or there, that never became something major to me – my brother might think otherwise.

Upon arriving back home on Sunday, I read Gregorey’s post, informing us of John Borne’s rather vulgar departure from RPF. With an edit, both Commando717 and Kyle Cease, the founders of the Federation, confirmed me in office and approved the poll over John Borne’s “one-vote-rules-all” voting system. I held my state of the union the day after, outlining my objectives for my term to follow. Later on another poll, this time to vote for the next Airforce Branch Leader, and a post outlining changes in ranks came out. The rails were set for a successful term as RPF Leader and USRPF President, with Dragonninja0 and Gregorey as my first pair of RPF Second-In-Commands and USRPF Vice-Presidents.

I am posting again

Apology viewable on: http://airforcerpf.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/letter-of-apology

R.P.F. Airports has Business!

We finally got 2 contracts! One is for Crystal and one for Gregorey (will be located in Ice Age). We are slowly getting work started, and the profit will go to R.P.F. Airforce, as it is the “backbone” of all Aviation companies and divisions. We expect a profit of an estimated $5.5 billion.

Day 16 as Member: I am actually getting tired of it now!

You know what to do, right Kg?

Welcome!

Hello there and welcome to my own blog! As many of you know, I am the current Airforce-Branch-Leader of R.P.F., U.S.R.P.F. Airways CEO, U.S.R.P.F. Frostbite Governor, U.S.R.P.F.A.A. Director, R.P.F.A.T.C. Director, and U.S.R.P.F. Yeti Secretary of Defence and RPFYM 2nd-in-command! On this blog, I will be talking about all the things that I feel like talking about. As I have my own liberty on this blog, very secret things concerning R.P.F. Airforce, or any other divisions I am, will be posted ONLY HERE. Any commands are INOFFICIAL on this blog.

Stay tuned for updates!

Sincerely,

Ziehen